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Brain Implosion Energy
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10,000 grams of pure caffeine
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Cause you can't overthink
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If your heart stops
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Brain Implosion Energy
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Crave zero thoughts, want head empty
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Then drink and drink and drink
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Until you drop
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I love my Brain Implosion Juice
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It makes my head go
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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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But will it stop the pain forever
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I just can't be sure
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Brain Implosion Energy
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10,000 grams of pure caffeine
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Cause you can't overthink
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If your heart stops
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22 pounds of caffeine in this small can?
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How does it fit?
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Just don't question it!
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Uh... I don't think the FDA will approve this...
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I SAID JUST DON'T QUESTION IT!
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Everyone needs something to numb the pain
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As time slowly withers their life away
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Day by day in an endless cycle of burnout
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Eat sleep work repeat
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til the clock runs out
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Eat sleep work repeat
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til the clock runs out
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EAT
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SLEEP
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WORK
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REPEAT
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TIL THE CLOCK RUNS OUT
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EAT
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SLEEP
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WORK
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REPEAT
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TIL THE CLOCK RUNS OUT
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...
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Comes in the following flavors!
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Overthinking Orange
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Socially Anxious Strawberry
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Burnout Banana
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Repressed Raspberry
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Grieving Grape
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Misery Melon
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Trauma Tri-Tip
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Depression Durian
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and our newest flavor...
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FUCK
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Brain Implosion Energy
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10,000 grams of pure caffeine
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Cause you can't overthink
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If your heart stops
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Brain Implosion Energy
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Crave zero thoughts, want head empty
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Then drink and drink and drink
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Until you drop
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I love my Brain Implosion Juice
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It makes my head go
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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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But will it stop the pain forever
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I just can't be sure
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Brain Implosion Energy
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10,000 grams of pure caffeine
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Cause you can't overthink
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If your heart stops